The Malgorian Blog

"Update 1.14 coming out next week"

It's almost like they read that other post I wrote a while back, because they included a bunch (but not all) of the characters I mentioned were still missing there (and also some that even I didn't catch were missing, like Drolta Tzuentes and Actrise [still waiting on Gilles de Rais, though, I guess]).

"In terms of characters, we've actually tried to go for some even deeper cuts, but we could only go so far with the current licenses (in other words, if popular/obvious/interesting characters are missing, is only because of the complexity of getting the new licenses we needed for them was prohibiting for both us and our collaborators at Konami)."

I guess that explains why Aeon or the Lords of Shadow characters are still missing. Some of the others I mentioned that are still missing are ones that I never really expect to be included at all, like Simon's wife from Haunted Castle or the Order of Ecclesia villagers or Kid Dracula or the characters from the original Dracula novel.

As for the new music, I was still hoping for "Melancholy Joachim" or "The Master Librarian." Alas.

Either Edmund McMillen had nothing to say about either LISA: The Painful or The Last of Us, or else Woolie and Pat were talking so much that he couldn't get a word in edgewise.

I've attempted LISA: The Painful at least three or four times now and never really made it that far in. It's not a bad game, it's just that I feel like I would need to be in a certain mood to seriously attempt it, given the content, and that's a mood that I don't think I could sustain over however many days it would take to make it through. Haven't touched LISA: The Joyful at all yet, as a result. Oddly enough, the only game in the series that I've actually completed is the Yume Nikki-like freeware game LISA: The First (originally just LISA, because it was, you know, the first game). Despite the super shitty spider areas.

I only ever attempted The Last of Us (the first one, before it was called "Part 1") the one time, made it maybe a quarter to a half way into it, never finished it, and then sold it with all my other console stuff. I've never had any interest in rebuying it for PC as of yet, partly because of the price, which never seems to go on a good enough sale for me, and partly because I'm just not much interested in that style of game anymore.

"Hi! On today's show, we talk about the administration's continued assault on Chicago and Portland, Kristi Noem arresting the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa apparently, and Pam Bondi's attempts to stay in Trump's good graces."

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The comparison of Trump's influence on the ending of Israel's genocide in Gaza to a toddler being handed an unplugged video game controller so they can pretend they're playing the game is very strong. And, yeah, sure, if it'll shut his dumb ass up, then make up some kind of participation trophy or whatever to give him. Just don't tarnish the name of the Nobel Prize (well, more than it has already been tarnished, anyway) by giving a Nobel Peace Prize to a dumbfuck asshat like Donald goddamn Trump who is currently waging fucking war on "his" own citizens.

Yeah, I guess the silver lining to all of this is that we're giving future historians some truly great material to pore over during their "just what the fucking hell were they thinking back then to elect such a bizarre man as president" studies of the 2010s and 2020s. That makes it all worthwhile. *eye roll*

The Trump """""administration""""" is going after "Antifa" now... but you better watch your ass, "Anonymous," cuz they'll be coming after you next. Founders of amorphous, ill-defined, nebulous groups in which anyone can claim "membership," better hide your girlfriends. Trump's coming for 'em.

Also, yeah, things don't seem to be going so hot for the Department of JusticeVengeance, I guess.

What?

You mean to tell me that an egregious racist has once again demonstrated the fact that he is an egregious racist? I am shocked, I dare say!

"Hi. You've probably seen enough Stephen Miller already this year to last a lifetime. But, stick with us, and we'll show you how this racist, disagreeable turd came to be Donald Trump's Gríma Wormtongue."

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So... yeah, I did have comments, after all. I still got it in me. Kind of like a stomach virus that needs to puked up/shat out.

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Stephen Miller and his mouthface-anus piece Donald Trump, as usual.