The heck is this on the ground?!

Bold = true
Italics = wish it were true

I wasn't tagged at all, although Kobanal dropped it so I picked it up. Finders keepers and all that crap.

I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games. (Mostly Fighting games and RPGs these days.)
I’ve tried marijuana.
I’ve watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy. ("If you don't have something nice to say...")
I curse sometimes. (F**kin' A.)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I’m TOTALLY smart.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Secrets are more fun when you deny their existance.)
I hate the rain.
I’m paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair. (It's a waste of money to keep it short all the time. :P)
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look. (I can't find a thing not wrong with myself, imo of course.)
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow. (What the hell is that?)
I am usually pessimistic. (Only with things involving my abilities.)
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized. (Really don't care.)
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
Slept with a Suitemate.
I have a hidden talent. (If I have one, it's hidden even from me.)
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single. (I'm use to it. :P)
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop. (When it comes to shopping for Freya or console games. :P)
Enjoy window shopping. (A guy can dream can't he?)
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. (Right now it's out of sight, out of mind.)
I’m a pretty good dancer.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I currently like someone. (A shame she's not interested.)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Working on it however.)
I want to have children in the future. (Not anymore.)
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
I’m not allergic to anything. (If I am, I haven't been exposed to it yet.)
I have a lot to learn. (I have a lot to RE-learn too.)
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex. (Some exceptions apply.)
I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. (I might not be at the keyboard however.)
I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I'm away for like sleep, work, or shopping. ... that's it.)
I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (A bit of alcohol at a CS mixer in uni. I don't count the bit with Amanda. :P)
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. (I hate life complications. This would cause such things.)
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends. (Sorry guys, but I have one life and no continues.)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (WTF is with kids these days. :P)
I have dated a close friend’s ex.
I like surveys/memes. (Depends on the moment or something.)
I am happy at this moment. (I'm usually in a state on the happy side of apathy.)
I’m obsessed with guys.
Democrat.
Conservative Republican.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time. (I'd probably have done better if I did.)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job. (I don't hate it. More content than anything.)
I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Apathy and all. I've felt a lot worse when I cared.)
I have more than just my ears pierced. (I plan on leaving this life with the same number of holes I had coming in... minus the belly button.)
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (It's the plan. Dunno what that'll be yet tho.)
I am proficient on a musical instrument. (This is one of those things I plan to get around to.)
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state. (Nope. Looking back I wish I did.)
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox. (Hell yeah, Tennis r00lz)
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses. (I really don't have that much experience in the matter to say. :P)
I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
I adore bright colors.
I love Dear Abby.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome. (In the end, it was all pointless to me.)
I think pigtails serve a purpose.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends.)
I don’t like multi-textured ice cream. (The taste is what matters. Appearance means nothing.)
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes. (Hot damned, looks like I can.)
I can’t whistle. (At least, not in the pearcing way some people can.)
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. (I wake myself up at times. >.>)
I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. ("Misplaced" by Sonata Arctica bitch. )
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (For instance, I should be preparing some stuff instead of this meme.)
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I would not be friends if they weren’t family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas. (What? Women are sexy even if they don't want anything to do with me! ^_^)
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie. (Oh yes, Oh GOD yes.)
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
I love wrestling (I use to. I've watched it all of 4 times since moving from labrador.)
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. ( I know what it is, and I'm sure if I ever went to an anime con, I'd probably try to cosplay at least once.)
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist. (I use to be ok, but never kept at it... this is another thing I want to get back into.)
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I am ambidexterous.
If I could adopt every stray, I would.
I feel as if nothing I ever do will make a difference in the world.
I have been skinny dipping before.
I get jealous easily. (There was a time. >.> Nowadays, apathy sets in first.)
I like Nickelodeon messy gameshows, or I have been pied or slimed before.

This is where I'm supposed to tag people, but... since I just picked it up off the street, I'm tossing it over my shoulder for anyone who wants.