Otaku Wars! Ponderings 1

[owsf2000]

> Harold came up to TD and shook him violently. TD was shaken so hard,
>swirls appeared in his eyes. AW and Brutus came up to Harold and pulled
>him away.
>
>"Harold, don't shake him." said AW. "You need to whack him upside the
>head." AW wound up and gave a good swing upside Tuxedo Dionysus's head
>with a baseball bat. His whole body sailed sky high into the air. Brutus
>immedietly ran after TD's limp body. Harold walked slowly in TD's
>direction. TD's body peaked at the top of the parabolic arc. As it
>slowly came out, Brutus waved everyone aside.
>
>"I got him! I got him!" he yelled. TD accelerated, Brutus slid on his
>knees in order to get under the body. Unfortunetly, Brutus did not
>anticipate that there were desks nearby, and rammed into them with a loud
>CRASH! Harold calmly pointed to TD.
>
>"Foul ball." He then made a fist with his left hand and pointed his right
>index finger.

For those that don't know, TD (Tuxedo Dionysus, faction leader of the Minakochanians from 1998 to the end) was my character. I kind of forgot the abuse poor TD use to take at the hands of his loyal faction. ^_^ Yet for some reason the creativity of the punishment was probably one of the main highlights that kept me entertained in the early years when the Minpire was strong.

--
Mord
*waits for the net again*

Comments

[kane-magus.livejournal.com]

See, now that's depressing. At least you had other people abusing your guys. I usually had to write my own abuse. ;_;

[kane-magus.livejournal.com]

Well, that is, up until I started hanging around you guys all the time later on. :P

[kobanal.livejournal.com]

Yes. We were more than happy to beat you up, burn you, steal your corpse, make fun of your shiny bald head, make you eat really gross stuff, become jobbers so you can be leader, then mock your leadership abilities, then finally stab you with a shotgun and refuse help as you get mercilessly cut to gory ribbons.

After all, that's what friends are for! :P You'd do the same for us, I'm sure. ^_^

[owsf2000.livejournal.com]

Hey now!

You forgot to mention we stole his city from him.