And, heck, why should I worry about my own characters ganging up on me when I had to deal with stuff like this? ^_^;
(Note: Of all of the below, I wrote only the monologue in the last paragraph. ^_^;;)
"STOP IT HERE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!" A new voice broke in as someone stupidly got between the two and shoved them apart. "THIS IS NO WAY FOR TWO ALLIES TO BEHAVE!!"
Kobanal and ED glared at Andy and his interruption.
"Damn authors." ED's eyes narrowed.
"Wait a minute..." Andy peered more intently at the two, "Oh shit, you guys are evil again. I didn't notice with Kobanal looking sorta normallish compared to his evil getup... damn..."
"And thus you can die now." ED spat and pointed the Null blaster at the doomed author even as Kobanal opened his maw at the new target.
"If this is the case, I'll just have to unleash the most powerful of powerful author tricks upon you both!" Andy exclaimed and his body began to glow a rainbow of colors, mostly purplish, but a bit of others as well just because he could.
Two balls of energy formed at the author's hands as his eyes sparked with pure power, causing the two evilized otaku to pause and gulp...
< Scene Switch >
"And that's how I won the battle, kids, and was forced to strike down my friend's characters who had gone wild." Andy nodded sagely at the young 3rd graders who were sitting on the floor around him, listening to his tale of gore and bloodshed.
"Had they only listened to reason, I could have compromised with the two... There had been enough death that dreaded day... so long ago, yet it seems like it was only yesterday." He wiped a single tear out of his eye, and then wondered who it was that had brought onions with them for lunch. Gah, he could smell them from here. He wiped at his eyes again and sniffed sadly.
"But Andy-sensei!" One of the little girls piped up, "If you killed them, who are those two sitting next to you?"
"Eh?" Andy blinked, looking on either side of him to see a mightily pissed ED and an enraged Kobanal.
"He didn't kill us girlie." ED spat, "After he waved his arms around like a simpleton a bit more, we fired anyway but a green robed man jumped in the way screaming 'ANDY! NO! LOOK OUT FOR THOSE BEAMS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTIOAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'"
"After the peon was vaporized," Kobanal smirked, "Andy here ran away screaming like a girl and walked to the newbie training camp and began talking to you little welps."
"Aw damn, the trick didn't work. But, that's what I get for showing up in a section of the post that I didn't actually write myself. That'll learn me. Oh well, at least I was able to finish that other post that kills off all my other characters. Too bad I'll be dead before I can post it. Maybe I can get Mord to... ...no, he's dead too. Crap. Oh well, maybe Robin can post it for me after I'm gone. Nuts, this dying thing is so inconvenient," Andy cussed, then expired as he was impaled by a Nega Sword and a dead Llama.
Don't worry though, I'm mostly recovered by now, and the scars aren't too horrible looking.
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(Note: Of all of the below, I wrote only the monologue in the last paragraph. ^_^;;)
"STOP IT HERE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!" A new voice
broke in as someone stupidly got between the two and shoved them
apart. "THIS IS NO WAY FOR TWO ALLIES TO BEHAVE!!"
Kobanal and ED glared at Andy and his interruption.
"Damn authors." ED's eyes narrowed.
"Wait a minute..." Andy peered more intently at the two,
"Oh shit, you guys are evil again. I didn't notice with Kobanal
looking sorta normallish compared to his evil getup... damn..."
"And thus you can die now." ED spat and pointed the Null
blaster at the doomed author even as Kobanal opened his maw at
the new target.
"If this is the case, I'll just have to unleash the most
powerful of powerful author tricks upon you both!" Andy exclaimed
and his body began to glow a rainbow of colors, mostly purplish,
but a bit of others as well just because he could.
Two balls of energy formed at the author's hands as his
eyes sparked with pure power, causing the two evilized otaku to
pause and gulp...
< Scene Switch >
"And that's how I won the battle, kids, and was forced
to strike down my friend's characters who had gone wild." Andy
nodded sagely at the young 3rd graders who were sitting on the
floor around him, listening to his tale of gore and bloodshed.
"Had they only listened to reason, I could have compromised
with the two... There had been enough death that dreaded day...
so long ago, yet it seems like it was only yesterday." He wiped
a single tear out of his eye, and then wondered who it was that
had brought onions with them for lunch. Gah, he could smell them
from here. He wiped at his eyes again and sniffed sadly.
"But Andy-sensei!" One of the little girls piped up, "If
you killed them, who are those two sitting next to you?"
"Eh?" Andy blinked, looking on either side of him to see
a mightily pissed ED and an enraged Kobanal.
"He didn't kill us girlie." ED spat, "After he waved his
arms around like a simpleton a bit more, we fired anyway but
a green robed man jumped in the way screaming 'ANDY! NO! LOOK OUT
FOR THOSE BEAMS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTIOAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'"
"After the peon was vaporized," Kobanal smirked, "Andy
here ran away screaming like a girl and walked to the newbie
training camp and began talking to you little welps."
"Aw damn, the trick didn't work. But, that's what I get for
showing up in a section of the post that I didn't actually write
myself. That'll learn me. Oh well, at least I was able to finish
that other post that kills off all my other characters. Too bad
I'll be dead before I can post it. Maybe I can get Mord to... ...no,
he's dead too. Crap. Oh well, maybe Robin can post it for me after
I'm gone. Nuts, this dying thing is so inconvenient," Andy cussed,
then expired as he was impaled by a Nega Sword and a dead Llama.
Don't worry though, I'm mostly recovered by now, and the scars aren't too horrible looking.