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[owsf2000]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I donated bone marrow to rabbitucker in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I set eibra's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been nice (151 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, owsf2000

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Whew! Tucker earned me a pony this year. I doubt MK5 even noticed his bone marrow missing. Sw33t.