Bah. Gamers today have it easy. Back in my day, if you wanted to play a game on your computer you had to actually load up your compiler and program it yourself.

DLC just convinces gamers that content is supposed to be on the disc, that this is what they deserve. And unlock codes just convinces them that when content is on the disc, they deserve to be able to access it.

But all this does is obfuscate the fact that the real games have been and will always be inside you the entire time. You don't need a disc, you just need to believe.